I just jacked off. I was watching RedTube. Some chick wearing yellow dish washing gloves gave a dude a hand job. Their cat was walking around in the background. The animal cast a shadow on the wall of the apartment. I was like, what, these ppl have lighting (albeit poor)?

After I came and wiped my jizz on a paper towel sitting on top of the garbage can next to my desk, I scratched my ear with my pinky. Totally nasty. I got come in my ear. I can also feel some drying on my forearm.

I called off work today.