Here's One.

You're fucking stupid. Boring. Annoying. Basically a total pain in the ass. Oh man how I wish I didn't have to see you every day. Talk to you every day. Read your stupid inter-office emails every day.

I hate you. Hate you hate you hate you hate you. I can't believe I spend my life in this pursuit. It makes me so unhappy, barely pays my bills, and of course I have to deal with you.

You and your stuff about you. You whining to the girls in the office. Always going for the pity fuck.

Always thinking you're sly.

You're barely literate ok. You feign friendship with others and then send out stupid little pass-agg memos.

I can't take it any more. I'm so sick of acting like your friend.

The way you two sit around and gossip.

The way you smile in everyone's face.